Gays of Hormuz

$GOH

the strait just got a whole lot tighter 🌈

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The Story

For decades the Strait of Hormuz was just a chokepoint for crude. Then the Rainbow Fleet showed up — sequined yachts, glitter cannons, eurodance blasting through tanker decks. Oil routes ground to a halt as the world's most flamboyant naval blockade declared the Strait theirs. Brent crude has not recovered.

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